flanier
2012-10-02 12:41:17 UTC
Ah so, Bunky...you want to do a trip to Japan. You don't want stick
out like a sore Americano,right?
Fortunately, you have Flanier here to give you pointers and good ones
too. There are certain things you must do to be more Japanese than
the Japanese. I'll not touch on all of the pointers...if you want
them all, please send a stamped self addressed (plain brown envelope
if you please) along with $4.99 (no checks, stamps or credit cards)
and allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. The address is Pointers POB 23127
Ajo, AZ 49263
Free pointer Numero Uno:
Try the flavors — all of them. Let's get this straight — you are
never, and I mean never, too good for a flavor, even if it is red
azuki bean-flavored ice cream, a matcha latte or milk-flavored candy.
Why deprive yourself of things like chicken wing ice cream? How will
you know if you like horse-flavored ice cream if you've never tried
it? Yay or neigh?
And thus endeth the free pointer,
out like a sore Americano,right?
Fortunately, you have Flanier here to give you pointers and good ones
too. There are certain things you must do to be more Japanese than
the Japanese. I'll not touch on all of the pointers...if you want
them all, please send a stamped self addressed (plain brown envelope
if you please) along with $4.99 (no checks, stamps or credit cards)
and allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. The address is Pointers POB 23127
Ajo, AZ 49263
Free pointer Numero Uno:
Try the flavors — all of them. Let's get this straight — you are
never, and I mean never, too good for a flavor, even if it is red
azuki bean-flavored ice cream, a matcha latte or milk-flavored candy.
Why deprive yourself of things like chicken wing ice cream? How will
you know if you like horse-flavored ice cream if you've never tried
it? Yay or neigh?
And thus endeth the free pointer,