flanier
2012-08-01 05:52:51 UTC
We haven't looked in the company staff suggestion box for a while.
Let's see what the inmates have come up with.
SUGGESTION: I notice you recently set up a non-demoninational prayer
room for the religious people who work here. As an atheist, can we
have an anti-prayer room? I'd like official permission to go there
five times a day, and read Playboy magazine without fear of
persecution for my non-beliefs for which I am threatened - almost
daily - with the eternal flames of a non-existent Hell. If you DO
insist that I use the non-prayer room to worship something, may I
humbly suggest the weather girl on Channel 5 who wears tight clothes
and shows a nice rear-end.?
RESPONSE: You've had an anti-prayer room for at least ten years now.
It's called the "Social Club Bar" downstairs as you leave the
'workplace, at which I note, you spend several hours each day taking
the unholy waters, and blaspheming about your gods in no uncertain
terms. For eg: "He's a sadistic bastard, and I'm certain there are
bodies under the new speed bumps in the parking lot."
So good that we can make a positive contribution here without having
to resort to direct death threats for a change.
Let's see what the inmates have come up with.
SUGGESTION: I notice you recently set up a non-demoninational prayer
room for the religious people who work here. As an atheist, can we
have an anti-prayer room? I'd like official permission to go there
five times a day, and read Playboy magazine without fear of
persecution for my non-beliefs for which I am threatened - almost
daily - with the eternal flames of a non-existent Hell. If you DO
insist that I use the non-prayer room to worship something, may I
humbly suggest the weather girl on Channel 5 who wears tight clothes
and shows a nice rear-end.?
RESPONSE: You've had an anti-prayer room for at least ten years now.
It's called the "Social Club Bar" downstairs as you leave the
'workplace, at which I note, you spend several hours each day taking
the unholy waters, and blaspheming about your gods in no uncertain
terms. For eg: "He's a sadistic bastard, and I'm certain there are
bodies under the new speed bumps in the parking lot."
So good that we can make a positive contribution here without having
to resort to direct death threats for a change.